"What a cute little town this was.
New jersey and I have never really seemed to get along to well before.
The scenario usually went as follows.....
ME. 'I love this place! So close to New York.. yet removed enough to
forget about it if need be"
New Jersey "I hate you and will now make you terribly ill by smelling
like a half rotted prostitute."
but like a long time hated lover.....
this state is starting to grow on me....and I on her.
although I did learn this... you should not tell people when acquiring
directions to your local goodwill that you are from Baltimore.....even
if they are wearing hospital scrubs....and are currently waiting for a
chai tea smoothie as well... apparently you will get a very theatrical
eye roll and a rude repeat of the word Baltimore heavily covered in
sarcastic snorts.
