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I started the day with a walk in central park... nothing greets the day like the stale smell of urine soaked cement arch-ways. I then had breakfast with the city skyline. Beautiful....
while break dancers work a crowd.. I watched a woman in a pink shirt and high heels smoke three cigarettes in a row.

walked around Carnegie Hall....and bought postcards from a stand across the street. I think one of my favorite things in the world is the sun reflecting off of glass ceilings and refracting in my camera lens.

I walked for 9 hours. Smelling the roasting peanuts from every single block concession stand....rode the subway in the wrong direction for about 15 minutes. wrapped up my evening with the best sushi I have ever passed between my lips then drank at my favorite piano bar.....

did you know?
You can not get a pickle in Chinatown on Saturday.

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The New York Times...
      The Daily News

If you ever turn right prematurely immediately after the Lincoln tunnel......god help you.
I did this......its called something like "port authority transit" and apparently this happens quite often. enough that they would have stationed a cop to sit at the top of the one way spiral and tell you to turn around. What nobody tells you is that if you start to turn around and pause for a moment to figure out which of the 8 ramps your now facing is the right one......the cop will race up next to you....get out of his car and start screaming at you to "put the car in park!!!!!!!!!!!!!" all whilst holding his gun.
he might even search your car or demand that you get out with your hands up and put your camera in your trunk....he might circle you car several times and question the validity of your Maryland license. he might look under your car for drugs....or tell you that "frankly, you just look suspicious!!!!!!!"
or that he thinks "your a fucking idiot!!!!!!!"
If he does do this to you as well.....try not to have a hard time being distracted from the cuffed in jail threats by staring at that vein on his head throbbing and the sweat dripping from his militant forehead.
I did.

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