"I have always wanted to take the ferry into new york.
i even drove an hour out of the way just to be able to ride this
creature. I eagerly waited against the glass doors so i could run
ahead of everybody (although no one looked as thrilled as i did or as
anxious) and sit in the front of the boat. I watched how pigeons
actually con people from their food..they literally attack like a
gang...aggressively flapping against the victims head trying to strike
fear and disorient you so much that you drop the bag of mixed nuts you
were sharing with them...those little monsters are not as dumb as
their incessant head bobbing would lead you to believe.
watching Manhattan appear closer and closer while the crazy lady
behind keeps talking louder and louder to you (although you pretend
you can not hear it...) was truly brilliant.
waiting for almost two hours to get back home after 3 glasses of wine
and several whiskey and cokes....not so much fun."